Pure logic

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Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.
Calvin and Hobbes (via suspend)

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The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

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To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

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im illegalizing straight marriage

a) The word “illegalize” does not exist within the English language, to make something illegal is called “criminalizing” it, legalizing it means to turn something illegal into a legal action

b) Fuck you

im criminalizing straight marriage

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That is the face of a man who understands the damage he’s caused

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