Definition of College life.
I thought that was Spock
Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit
I saw Spock too
Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”
McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
this is all i need from life i am content
OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?
Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.
does he come with it